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"Happy New Year!" (by Joe DiMino)

‘twas New Year’s Eve again,
When all though the house
Not a creature was—oops!
Wrong holiday; let me try
This again: ’twas New Years
Eve again, when all through the house
All the creatures were stirring—hmm…
No, that’s Halloween; one more time:
‘twas New Year’s Eve again
And all through the house
All the happy creatures were STIRRING,
Drinking, and vomiting observed the mouse;
Little Red Ridding Hood
Up on the chimney waving her blouse,
Santa passed-out on the bed
Alongside her spouse—
Now this is really getting confusing
And out of hand—let me just say,
Easy on the booze and enjoy the band:

A very Happy New Year to all!!!

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